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“a practically meaningless collection of phrases, learned allusions, quotations, slang, and scraps in general; offered to the public (whether or not as a hoax) as something  justified by our modern mind with its recent comprehension of its own chaotic triviality and disorganization” -H.P. Lovecraft, on The Wasteland

You almost make it sound like a bad thing, Howard.

Here are tales of banal eyeballing fit for home and hearth.

(In case you’re wondering: masturbearding.)